Throbbing horse

A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours

"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"

by Jesus hinself September 29, 2017

Throbbing Cindy

to beat a bitch down with a cinder block

Courtney didn't do the dishes last night, so I showed her the old throbbing cindy.

by Adam June 21, 2006

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

Throbbing Knob

Erect penis. See also boner and cock

"My wife loves my throbbing knob!...but she hates it when I call it that."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

Throbbing Cock

The most famous definition on the Urban Dicktionary

I want to look up throbbing cock on the UD because i have a small wank

by Fig boy December 13, 2018

Throbbing Stonker

A massive erect penis so engorged with blood it throbs.

Jane: My god thats a beast!!

Frank: Throbbing Stonker!!

by Dombadger October 27, 2010

throbbing hood

Robin Hood's evil twin brother. He sells his throbbing throbber for money to the white rich girls and later goes to spend that money in the hood with hot & sexy getto ass black girls for his throbbing peasure.

Oh my God I need some money to spent in that black ass hot girl. I need to become first a throbbing hood, and take from the rich and give to the poor.

by Pingus October 15, 2015