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volume drinking

Some beers are drunk for their taste. Some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. Others are for volume drinking. Sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting twatted after a few pints. In the UK drinks such as Carling and Strongbow do this job. Not the classiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a tit out of yourself.
"Fancy a Stella?"
"No, mate, I'm on the Carling. Strictly volume drinking tonight"
by iamkvogel May 29, 2008
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volume andy

Volume Andy is a term used by Asmongold to describe a person in Twitch chat who complains that the video being watched on stream has low volume, so they ask the streamer to turn it up.
A: Can you turn up the news?
B: You're such a volume Andy.

2 people in chat: turn it up, we can't hear anything
A: Two people have said that the video volume is low. Should I turn it up?
C: No, it's fine.
A: Time out any volume andy who says it's too low.
by dannyachy94 May 10, 2022
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Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.
Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!
by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012
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Volume Twerking

An act of ass clapping which progressively gets louder based on the level of ratchetness.
Ratchet: Damn, I need a job.
Someone: I thought you had a job..?
Ratchet: Well, I do have that volume twerking I do.
by Yasmin Forbes April 15, 2013
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Volume Dick

An asshole driver who ups the volume of the radio to max (un)purposely annoy the passengers.

It seems everyone whoever has been in a car listening to music when a volume dick plays a song very loud.
In the movie, Star Trek: First Contact, Zefram Cochrane plays a track by Steppenwolf in his shuttle at the loudest fucking volume possible, causing the sound to go through their mics and pissing people at the launch site off. Hence the term, Volume Dick.
by the1upDude August 22, 2011
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volume knob

the amplified speech of a drunken girl.
Six beers and that girl breaks her volume knob.
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Lower the volume

Roommate #1: *Speaking loudly to friend on the phone*
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."
by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017
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