Sledge

Extremely stupid person.

Arlo said: All work and no play makes Toop a dull boy. All play and no work makes Toop a sledge.

Toope was the name of the unfortunate pupil concerned.

Tup is Welsh for stupid.

by Arlo June 18, 2006

Sledge

To ignore your girlfriend / boyfriend / spouse for a prolonged period of time.

He is such an asshole I think I will sledge him.

She needs to be sledged to appreciate me.

by Dick Hammersmith September 5, 2005

wookiee sledge

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

DJ Sledge

DJ Sledge, or Aloofgaming2003, is an up and coming soundcloud producer

"Hey did you hear that new DJ Sledge?" says Aloof. "It's a bop!"

by thesaltboy420 December 19, 2018

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

wookiee sledge

(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.

"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"

"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."

by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

sister sledge

One woman complimenting or praising another woman on anything.

You sure know how to dance, way to go sister sledge!

by Cindy Stone February 28, 2008