Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

The Montreal Screwjob

a wrestling based sexual position,

during sexual intercourse sneakily perform the sharp shooter,. et al Bret Hart(wwe) remember no tap outs,. snapped ankles for ultimate orgasm, warning: will result in 13 years of pent up sexual frustration

"yeah i gave her the montreal screwjob she didnt tap out"

"i completly vince mcmahoned her"

by professor chaos/ ireland March 29, 2010

screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.

I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.

by russian pete January 18, 2013

Screw the Mooch

A level above mere "screwing the pooch" – i.e., the act of screwing up so badly and losing that it compares to former White House Communications Director Anthony "Mooch" Scaramucci's irreparable (possibly tragic) mistakes felt on a global scale.

You really did "screw the mooch" for all of us when you lost our biggest account and called the client's wife a huge slut. You know how hard it was to get that business with the Saudi Arabin king?!

by Grantasmo July 31, 2017

Fuck or screw the moderators day

For the month of april all days this day is active

Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.

by Mandyan April 10, 2022

screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006