Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

daddy o of the patio

One who impresses others with their extensive knowledge of all things patio, including grilling, cocktail-mixing and plain 'ol chilling out.

Vince is the self proclaimed daddy o of the patio, he has a neon light to prove it.

by palmero October 2, 2006

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy

1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"

by clovertwig June 29, 2011

jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004

daddy adrian is the papi

papi is so hot 🥵 come to me daddyy huyahh

u such a daddy adrian is the papi uahghh

by daddy papi oooh yaya February 28, 2021

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese

Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese

You really thought to u’d get an idea of how to use Oh daddy, I beg you, not the cheese? Ha. I will leave that to your imagination.

by Linku Chan December 3, 2020