The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

the queen of christmas

The real one queen of christmas whose worldwide major hit single 'All i want for christmas is you' which is sold over 30 million units worldwide becoming the best selling holiday single of all time and having relevance on charts every year.
Conclusion- Fadlene and Hoelizabeth chan's career (proclaimed queens of christmas were ended by just one of Mimi's records)

The queen of christmas ends your fave entire career despite being said having reevancy only in December

by QueenMimie February 10, 2023

Christmas In the Sand

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus

Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week

by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.

Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas

by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010

The Dark Knight Kills Christmas

A Popular video on youtube starring TVmaxwell as Batman. As of 10/14/09 the video has reached 100,000 views and is expected to double within the month.

"Dude have you seen the dark knight kills christmas"?

"yes its hilarious"!!

by Bioshock1234 October 14, 2009

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

by raybeez February 11, 2022