single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

i was doing my tasks

Kinda Sus bro.
If they add “I swear” at the end, they are the imposter.

Blue-I was doing my tasks, I swear!
Brown-“idk kinda SUS bro

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021

Tasdalia

Feeling of Numbness, emptiness alongside Tiredness and exhaustion, Staring blankly into the Neverending abyss with bag eyes

#1: I've been so tasdalic lately.
#2: dude are you okay? tasdalia really did something to you
#3: i don't even know at this point

by ifunny. com March 12, 2021

Tasaduq

Tasaduq is an honest, passionate, talented, dynamic and sensitive person with a magnetic personality. Tasaduq can hypnotize you with his personality that oozes charm and passion , and still be oblivious about it. And that's the beauty of it. He can be so down to earth and ready to take a plunge for anyone he cares and anyone who needs him. He can be as calming as the sea and when angered can burn you like the fire. And those who wish to burn him to the ground are in for a surprise because he can and always will rise like a pheonix. He charms you with his words and kills you with his silence. Mystery, drama and intensity; they are his constant companions.If a Tasaduq loves you, thank the stars. He will do anything to protect those he love and sacrifices his own happiness, standing true to his name. You wouldn't need to go far to know what Allah's favourite child looks like, just get yourself a Tasaduq. Tasaduq will always remain in your memory, whether you like it or not.

With them, it is always magical.

For example:
If someone who lost everything, finally stands up to try once more, people will say,"Wow, you're such a Tasaduq."

If someone ghosts you without giving you a reason , just say, "Stop being a Tasaduq!"

Everytime you feel the rain or you passionately reminisce something, you're being a Tasaduq.

You got a Tasaduq? No way! You're one of the luckiest , those souls are rare!!

by Justaswan November 23, 2021

Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019

MIKE BROWN TASK

Open task or assignment that is left OPEN or put off for many months or years for no reason.

MIKE BROWN TASK Dated 04/15/2009
Internal Notes: Per customer's request follow-up to see if their ePRO 500 shows in our system. Customer claims they took the ePRO Course when originally presented and received ePRO pin and Certificate however has everything packed away somewhere and cannot locate at this time. I informed customer they will need to present a copy of paid ePRO invoice or copy of certificate and or some sort of proof the course was complted, understood.

MIKE BROWN TASK Open Task Dated:10/29/08:
Received call, spoke to William. Customer offered a suggestion: Suggestion is for us to have the ePRO Directory profile have a "check" box to select if you want to received calls to your cell phone from un-solicited callers. Mentioning if the ePRO graduate puts a "check" in the box it will show their "cell phone" number in red which will all show a small paragraph in red as well warning non-solicited callers that are not intended for the business of Real Estate or applicable business to "Not Call This Cell".

by ThePrincessIC June 16, 2009