A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
by DarkSock September 7, 2007

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

A haircut, famous for being a meme that has been dragged on by famous streamer Ninja, for 2 years.
Originated from a freestyle by Ericdoa, who was streaming himself singing about his grandfather passing away, and in hopes to not cry on stream, he created the Low Taper Fade meme.
Originated from a freestyle by Ericdoa, who was streaming himself singing about his grandfather passing away, and in hopes to not cry on stream, he created the Low Taper Fade meme.
Viewer: It's CRAZY to IMAGINE that me and my girlfriend have TAPERed to the very end, going through each other's highs and LOWs, and our love for eachother never FADEd, but all things come to an end.
Ninja: You know what else you could imagine? 😏😏 IF I GOT A LOW TAPER FADE!!!
Ninja: You know what else you could imagine? 😏😏 IF I GOT A LOW TAPER FADE!!!
by _SpiL. January 7, 2025

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

"oh my god do you know ninja's haircut?"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
by polenball May 29, 2024
