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swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male
Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana
by banana removalers October 23, 2010
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swoops

Swoops is a word to indicate the act of taking someone's seat, which can only be counter-acted by first saying, "No Swoops".
(Charlie gets up to get a beer) "Swoops, I got your chair biatch," says Eugene. "Damn, I forgot to call no swoops!" says Charlie.
by drakecake April 21, 2006
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Swoop

taking something (especially girls) that doesnt belong to you, but somebody elses...
Damn, why that nigga always swooping for. That's the 10th time he's done it today. What a professional swooper.
by fromthetown November 5, 2005
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No Swoops!

A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.
While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.
by riggitybizzang October 31, 2006
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Swooped

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.
Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.
by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016
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swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.
Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.
by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006
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Swoop

Being cut off in the middle of telling an entertaining fact to someone else when they say, "Oh yeah! I read that on Cracked too!"
"Did you know the original line in the Terminator was going to be-" "Oh yeah! 'I'll come back!' I saw that on Cracked!" "Goddamnit, don't swoop me!"
by pianohacker September 8, 2013
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