You swoogless FREAK
by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019
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"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."
- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
"He is your partner for life. In times of PRs and failed sets, during your bulks and cuts. He's there when you need a spot or someone to record your form. He's there at your meets, during your program peaks, and deload weeks. You two are bonded for life by the glute gods to traverse the gym dimension, acquiring the gains before you in your lifetimes He is more than a bro (or broette). Thou is thy swolemate."
- Excerpt from "The Lift Bible, Chapter 9001 Verse Tree Fiddy"
- Swolemate 1 is preparing for a PR bench press -
Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
Random Guy: "Hey, do you need a spot?"
Swolemate 1: "Sorry, but do you even lift? I've got my swolemate with me."
Swolemate 2: "Dear Brodin, forgive my swolemate for the gains he's about to receive."
by DeadliftDon February 9, 2015
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A slang term used to define a rolex or other high priced watch that is worn by an individual who is "swoll", or muscular.
Jim: Is that a rolex on your wrist?
Bob: Naw dog, thats a swolex when I wear it, and it says it's time to go.
Bob: Naw dog, thats a swolex when I wear it, and it says it's time to go.
by Derek Cook September 18, 2006
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by rudasaurus July 7, 2011
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This person is someone that you click with on so many levels that you aren't only comfortable with them coming to your sanctuary you encourage it.
You are proud to show off there gains and encourage your growth just as much as your own!
This person is someone that you click with on so many levels that you aren't only comfortable with them coming to your sanctuary you encourage it.
You are proud to show off there gains and encourage your growth just as much as your own!
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Propose to her bro!
Person 2: how do you know she's the one??
Person 1: she's my swolemate!
Person 2: how do you know she's the one??
Person 1: she's my swolemate!
by Sinning saint January 21, 2018
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by P Dolemite May 17, 2007
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