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shwittering

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
by toenail78 May 5, 2008
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Bomb Sheltering

The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.
Dude: ...
Other dude: ...
Third dude: This is total bomb sheltering.
by GOD lol May 25, 2006
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earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015
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stuttering text

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.
You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.
by all day 3 September 19, 2009
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smuttering

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.
John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."
by peejay1977 April 25, 2014
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Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.
Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.
by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023
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stuttering

stammering or repeating one word once or twice when you're nervous about something or someone
damn that girls beauty got me stuttering while speaking to Jim this morning
by tboyjones March 4, 2011
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