Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.

Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.

by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 9, 2011

swampy chicken

When he goes to bed and gets a hard boner thinking about his hot blonde gal

Wow, that’s quite the swampy chicken.

by Thebonergal January 20, 2018

Swampie

Someone who grew up in or near a swamp land.

Timmy was born on swamp land, he's a proper Swampie.

by SwampieSwampie June 8, 2021

swampy sucker

A blowjob on a well ripened and funky dick.

I took this girl home from clubbing all night and she still gave me a swampy sucker

by Mtmatt June 14, 2024