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Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.
Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
by Old Swampy August 22, 2011
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swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}
by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016
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Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.
by AustinAsh February 11, 2015
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Swampy

The act of doing something incredibly silly that shouldn't be done, for the purpose of giggles.
by CivilGryphon February 17, 2017
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Swampy

A rugby player who likes this MEGA fit girl he has a six pack of sausage rolls and is realy wham however he is a pro fortnite player so watch out he is a mad guy but can be a bit disturbing at sometimes
swampy
by Mad guys July 26, 2018
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Swampy Peach

When you dip your balls in shit and you get your 5 closest friends to lick/rub the shit off.
Dude, I was so drunk last night that I almost swampy peached at the bar.
by SwampyPeach"from Halo" July 9, 2011
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swampy sucker

A blowjob on a well ripened and funky dick.
I took this girl home from clubbing all night and she still gave me a swampy sucker
by Mtmatt June 14, 2024
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