Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Swampy

A rugby player who likes this MEGA fit girl he has a six pack of sausage rolls and is realy wham however he is a pro fortnite player so watch out he is a mad guy but can be a bit disturbing at sometimes

swampy

by Mad guys July 26, 2018

Swampy

The act of doing something incredibly silly that shouldn't be done, for the purpose of giggles.

"Ey yo boi, do something swampy!"

by CivilGryphon February 17, 2017

swampy cuppa

A cup of tea made with cold water and used teabags

"Erm had to be a swampy cuppa, sorry"

by JADiS_213 June 27, 2023

Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019