Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.

I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.

by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016

Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

Swampy Whore

A florida whore who has been standing in the hot, humid sun and reeks of a hard day of work.

Ex. “Damn baby, bring your swampy whore ass self over here. Lemme get a discount for that stench”

by PimpLimpin November 28, 2020

swampy

a person who goes by TobyFoxOfficial on ROBLOX who also lives in brazil and refuses to leave (he has fallen into the hole)

you're such a swampy!!
(used as in brazil fan)

by arigatosugoii October 28, 2020