Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

by Zombiecookies October 4, 2010

Suspicious

Suspicious is a word that means somebody accuses or realises that a person has malicious intentions.

I was suspicious on her, she seemed to be pulling out a rather odd knife.

by Cookiesandnuggets May 21, 2021

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014

suspicious

A Black guy walking around with a nike box

Damn theres a black guy with a nike box, thats pretty suspicious

by RiceBun March 14, 2009

suspicious

Do you mean sus

Suspicious = sus (zoomer word for suspicious)

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Suspiciousy

It's when your suspicious about something that's irregular or "fishy".

I was suspiciousy about Tom E-Jacking* after seeing porn on my computer and glue on my keyboard (*see E-Jacking).

by Robo Jones January 2, 2008

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010