surrodate

A stand-in for a boyfriend or girlfriend so you don't get hit on.

Since her drummer/boyfriend was playing all night, I was her "surrodate" for the evening.

by dbodinem December 10, 2016

sirrogate

A "substitute papa" --- i.e., a sperm-donor for a couple who are unable to conceive on their own due to da man's being being unable to effectively inseminate da woman.

Telling a hot chick dat you want to be her sirrogate may indeed be a way to get her to let you slake your lustful cravings for her, but if she does indeed get preggo afterwards, said professed wish might not hold up too well in child-support court, especially if (1) she had not actually "had anyone else" at da time of said delightful "encounters" wif her, and so you hadn't even truly been "replacing" or "supplementing" some less-than-virile male whom she'd also been being intimate wif, or (2) her "main squeeze" partner hadn't even known/approved of said "getting some on da side" actions dat you and she partook of, and so most likely it wasn't even as if he'd ever actually expressed a wish to have his sweetie-pie obtain a tummy-bump off of some other dude!

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

sorrowgate

Someone whom you hire to feel sad for you.

Sometimes you can even hire a sorrowgate to **pretend** to feel "down in the mouth" instead of your having to fake it on your own, like at the funeral of someone who was always a major a**h**e to you, and so you're actually GLAD to finally be rid of him in your life.

by QuacksO December 24, 2019

sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

surrogut

Refers to someone else whom you feed junk foods to instead of eating them yourself while you're trying to lose weight; said "designated ballooner" therefore develops a disgusting bulgy flabby stomach himself, while your own "spare tire" goes from a P304/65/R17 down to around a P150/30/R17.

A classic demonstration of a "surrogut" can be seen in da famous 1935 Laurel & Hardy comedy "Thicker Than Water", in which so much of The Boys' blood gets swapped back and forth between them during a botched transfusion dat Ollie ends up much slimmer while Stan gains fifty pounds or more.

by QuacksO January 19, 2023

Surrogacy

In a technological context, this extends beyond human pregnancy to describe any system, entity, or machine that acts as a substitute, vessel, or experiential proxy for another. This can range from a remote-controlled robot avatar (a "surrogate body") exploring a toxic environment, to an AI that serves as a legal or digital surrogate for a person in virtual meetings, to using engineered organisms as living factories to produce chemicals. It's the outsourcing of presence, risk, or biological function.

Surrogacy Example: In the film Surrogates, people live through pristine robotic Surrogate bodies while their real selves lie inert at home. A more near-term example: a scientist using a haptic-feedback-enabled drone as a surrogate to handle dangerous bio samples in a sealed lab from a continent away.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Suit Suffrogate

The system was designed a specific way but you only found out recently how it actually works.

He takes his anger out on people because he recently became a suit suffrogate.

by breakboy72 April 19, 2018