Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

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Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes

Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.

by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008

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seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

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serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

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