supermarket

what old people call grocery stores

“Can you go pick me up some bread from the supermarket?”
“Grandpa, do you mean Whole Foods?”

“What’s Whole Foods?”

by yungbuck30 January 22, 2022

bargain day at the supermarket

What Saitama desperately doesn't want to miss. Only occurs on Saturdays

Saitama: That means, today is BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
*kills carnage kabuto*
Also saitama: I SCREWED UP!!!!

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" April 6, 2024

supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾

If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.

by Lost then found July 15, 2021

Silly Supermarket Stickers

A series of trading cards made by TSE

Silly Supermarket Stickers are the best.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

Mexia Supermarket

A grocery store that got abandoned and after a few months due to nobody cleaning it at all got filled with loads and loads of rotting food and pests which eventually mandated a cleanup crew thanks to the smell. More or less if "disgusting" was a place. For some reason people really wanted lost media footage of the decaying remains of this undesireable dump. Which snowballed into a weird subculture that treated it like a Creepypasta and made things like Roblox games, gijinka ocs, fanon pages, and research into other gross abandoned establishments. Needless to say it truly put the "rot" in Gen Alpha Brainrot.

Guy: Mexia Supermarket was the grossest thing ever.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 13, 2025

where is the nearest supermarket

wtf why the frog are you searching that this isnt freaking google or siri or something this is a dictionary, duh.

Person one: *types in Urban Dictionary: where is the nearest supermarket*
Person two: are you fucking retarded this isnt fucking google you piece of shit this is a dictionary

by RobloxProSmokeWeedEveryday420x July 18, 2017