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Superhero Sex

When you get drunk and have sex like your a superhero and you can do anything and not get hurt doing it.
Jack: Babe lets get drunk tonight and have Superhero sex!

Jill: Ooh yea we can do that thing that we can't do normally ;)

Jack: That's my superwoman ;)
by thatgirlalexis September 26, 2010
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RCSM : Superhero crime fighting movement

LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A local man said he came within seconds of having his car broken into, and perhaps stolen, until a real-life “superhero" came to his aid, wearing tights, a mask and a skin-tight super suit.

The encounter started in Lynnwood Sunday evening when a man, who asked to be identified only as Dan, was walking back to his car in a parking lot when he saw a man with a metal strip trying to pry open his car.

“He started sticking it down between the window and the rubber strip,” said Dan.

Dan began to call 911, but said help arrived before he even finished dialing.

“From the right, this guy comes dashing in, wearing this skin-tight rubber, black and gold suit, and starts chasing him away,” said Dan.

What Dan didn’t know is that just about every night, an anonymous Seattle man strolls into a comic store, enters a hidden back room and emerges transformed.
by Greg "I made this up" Doyle January 11, 2011
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Who Wants to be a Superhero?

-A reality show on SciFi created by Marvel Comic legend, Stan Lee, creator of Spider Man, The Hulk, The Fantastic Four and X-Men.
-Contest where everyone auditions to be Stan Lee's next big comic book hero and attempt to win the prize of their own comic book series and their own SciFi Channel movie.
-Contestants must come into auditions with their own original costumes, character name and powers.
-Contestants must always wear their costumes and participate in tricky not-so-obvious challenges.
ie their first contest seemed to be change into costume and race to the finish line when in fact--the real test was to save the girl who was crying that she was lost at the water fountain near the finish line
-"Heroes" are cut each week should they 1-fail the challege or 2-do something un-hero-like (ie lying, cheating, bragging, etc)
-"Heroes" are eliminated with the phrase "Turn in your costume" which they are ordered to throw into a trash can that ignites on fire by lightening
-First season's characters have included: (in order of elimination) Levity, Nitro-G, Cell Phone Girl, Iron Enforcer, Monkey Woman, Tyveculus, Creature, Lemuria--those still on the show are Major Victory, Fat Momma and Feedback
-If its your dream to become a comic book superhero, then you should audition for Stan Lee's "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" on SciFi.
by LogansMarvel August 17, 2006
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superheroess

A girl that is a superhero; works hard, plays harder, loves and takes care of friends and family, enjoys helping others and respects all living things; admirable, honorable.
My friend Jolie is my superheroess. She can run a marathon, rock your world all night and then volunteer at a hospital in the a.m. She is the most superlicious and humble person I know.
by Deeliciousness April 3, 2007
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modern day superhero

a wanna be superhero with absolutely no super powers who insists he is the savoir of all. He truly lacks any common sense and is remarkably dumb. His intergalactic travels consist only of being abducted by aliens once and being probed for many hours.
Travis was jealous because a modern day superhero stole his glass of milk.
by Brooklyndt21 September 30, 2006
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superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.
"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"
by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018
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unpaid superhero

Generally,stoner slang for waking up in the morning with an erection, for no apparent reason.
Dude1: So this morning I tottaly had an unpaid superhero.
Dude2: Did you jack off?
Dude1: Nah, I had to get ready for work...
by Ekhoengmoon April 17, 2008
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