suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

by supbitches666 September 19, 2019

Suck me off

Telling someone to get lost or get fucked

“Hey mate give me $5”
“Suck me off mate”

by Holly smf June 4, 2019

suck me off

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.

Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"

by James Bourne September 25, 2003

suck me up

when some one say shut the hell up you say suck me up

Victim- shut up
You- suck me up

by Scottdale December 20, 2007

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

by word lover May 13, 2005