Wii-stracted

To be distracted whilst playing too much wii.

Sorry I'm late, I was wii-stracted.

by wabberjocky March 20, 2009

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

Pre man-strual syndrome

When a man has symptoms similar to when a woman PMSes.

Like, getting mad/annoyed at simple things and taking it out on you.

John: YOU LEFT THE FUCKING MILK OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? I MEAN I WORK SO HARD *Cries*

Meagan: Uh... What's up with John?

Steve: He's got pre man-strual syndrome.

by CapnNorris December 25, 2010

Strabies

This is an infectious disease similar to rabies, but it only acts up when around the heteros.

A: Hi!
B:OH MY GOT GET AWAY MY STRABIES IS GONNA ACT UP AND I WILL BITE!

by Bigphatwap September 27, 2020

stfuagdoykasmduiciym

Shut the fuck up and get down on your knees and suck my dick until I cum in your mouth.

Red Thoughts.

"stfuagdoykasmduiciym"

by Valkz October 23, 2023

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011