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stretch the kitty

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
by Gibster805 January 30, 2021
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Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
by Urixo February 1, 2010
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stretch marks

Stretch marks(or stria) are usually caused by rapid weight gain in a short period of time, pregnancy or muscle enlargement. Stretch marks are tiny tears in the dermis (the elastic, resilient middle layer) that form when the skin stretches. Stretch marks can form anywhere on the body where the skin is stretched but they most commonly form on the breasts(for women), hips, abdomine, inner thighs, buttox, behind the knees and on the arms. Stretch marks start out as a reddish/purpleish colour but with time they heal and fade to whiteish coloured scars. Stretch marks mostly occur in women during pregnancy or girls going through puberty and growth spurts. They can also occur in men who gain weight, strength train(common among body builders)and can happen during growth. They are perfectly natural and very common so don't be ashamed if you have them-- most women and men do. Unfortunately there is not anything that can completely or permantely remove or get rid of stretch marks. Certain creams can help lighten the appearance of them but they will always be there. Ones on the abdomine or arm can be removed with a tummy tuck/arm tuck and toning the parts of the body with stretch marks can help tighten the skin, making them less visible. Until scientists discover a definite way to get rid of them, they are there forever. So learn to accept them as part of your body. Many people stress over these marks but they have no control over how their body adjusts to changes like this, so why stress? They are just scars that will become nearly invisible with time.
My mother has stretch marks on her abdomine after giving birth to two children.
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Stretch Attack

That little orgasm you have when you stretch every muscle in your body at the same time.
Often a Stretch Attack starts from a yawn and ends up making you raise your arms, stand on your tip toes, and scream.
Loosh: The other night I thought I was walking in on John and his girlfriend having sex. However, I soon came to discover upon further investigation, that my roommate John was in fact conceiving a Stretch Attack.
by SchwingSchwongByah May 2, 2013
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Stretch the bone

The act of masturbation for the male gender
Jim- “What are you doing later today?”
Jack- “I’m just gonna go home and stretch the bone.”
Jim- “Me too!”
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stretch marks

Completely normal, super common and nothing to be ashamed about.
by thecoolkidthatwrotethis May 18, 2021
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Stretch Method

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝
An overused method used by 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐬. They claim its Superior to every other method but in reality its trash.
Newgen: resizes bypass to 1000 x 300
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Roblox: accepts

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The decal: Stretched and blurry
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newgen: PRO BYPASS SO GOOD

Newgen look at my stretch method, its so good
by Stiizzy Cat January 17, 2022
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