get a marker straight

to focus on what is more important, it's a variant of getting your act together or getting your priorities straight, it's sometimes used in a hilarious tone or serious tone.

person 1: look, I know this is serious, but you need to get a marker straight on your homework, just trust me about your homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm just gonna stop watching BFB and prioritize my homework over BFB.

get a marker straight by A Marker Lover February 1, 2026

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...

I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Straight as a dart

A term used to describe something that is cool or awesome (used as the description of straight), in comparison of a dart (a tobacco cigarette). The phrase therefore has a double-meaning; literally that something is straight (not curved) as a dart or straight (awesome) as a dart.

That party was so sick it was straight as a dart.

Straight as a dart by yee101 April 28, 2011

As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

As straight as a ruler by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

you're as straight as a circle

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012

Straight as a rainbow

Gay

My ex is as straight as a rainbow

Straight as a rainbow by Strait as a rainbow January 28, 2016

Straight As a Mountain Pass

The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.

Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"

Associate 2: "That's a chick?"

Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"

Associate 2: "Gothcha."

Straight As a Mountain Pass by King CJK December 13, 2010