stoogeni

n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly

Falk's Columbo was a stoogeni posterboypoza who claimed fame & fortune from flocks of fans known for freakish flexibility & solofellatio festivals that thrived until bellend ebola plagues left scattered few with working purple helmets; but innovations like the bionischlong cyberphallus made billions for Evogimasturgination Inc., now the second largest producer of fauxvag accessories behind Waffleho & Krak Haus, where sex & syrup are always in dysymbiosistopia, mzastamyth prior to the shaggysacenterfusion scientificosmetic revosolution Scrotology, or Scrotozoic Era when evotestifusionlution catalyzed dominormant genergy that magilogically manifested metamorphosynthesynchronicity, bicyclopticization, hydradongism, & mitosistitzia, divarrheaho bozolitis, gigantigargantuantestesism,deadbell deathknellustia platinumuff hairpipsypenichosis syndrome, bronsonstonz tbagzuffochokaholism, cornhole corpzopulation shitfuklerfaceholastic comapsychosymbioshitzasterelia; & shitstainbrain syndrome skyrocketed . .

by koinzander vandervongristler March 25, 2010

stoogefy

When a person offers themselves up as an apologist for anyone onto whom they can project a victim identity. This is common among narcissistic "White ally" anti-racists who lack the courage of their convictions, and instead seek a purely performative alternative to surrendering their own privilege.

She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.

by Naughtius_Maximus May 4, 2023

Tom Stoolery

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.

Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery

by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Stoolbend

The town Cleveland Brown, from Family Guy moves to in the spin-off the Cleveland Show that aired their season 1 premier today, September 27, 2009. It is a fictional town, portrayed as being located in Virginia.

What a name, Stoolbend! How did McFarlane come up with that?

by Seshie September 27, 2009

stooge

A dopey person with a thick skull. Usually information goes in one ear and out the other. basicly an idiot.

emileah bitches stooge

by dictionary lady March 8, 2009

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

stoonge

1. A stoonge (insult) is the worst insult on the planet to any person on the planet *liks calling someone a f*ing moron but 10x worse

2. Another word for penis

I'm going to whip out my stoonge.
You r the biggest stoonge on the planet

by Stoongeheadedyak July 15, 2017