David Yaras, Chicago Outfit
by rondh69 November 3, 2003
Most exaggerated wrestling move ever. And to surpass the Worm, the People's Elbow and the Cena Fist Drop or whatever it's called in the exaggeration category, well, any wrestling follower knows what a low that means.
The move is performed by catching an opponent off-guard, usually with a kick to the gut, then proceeding to hold his head with both hands while turning your back on him, and slamming his jaw against your shoulder. But that's the basic variation. Plenty of wrestlers can do this fairly decent move which, if executed IRL it can deal some good damage.
The real reason this variation is the big travesty it is, involves the reaction the victims are suppossed to have after being stunned. Yes, because we're expected to believe that the sheer force of the stunner causes the victim to bounce off the ring canvas and reach a point of complete upside-down verticality, after which the body can finally land face down. Come on. Even for circus wrestling standards, that's beyond ridiculous.
The move is performed by catching an opponent off-guard, usually with a kick to the gut, then proceeding to hold his head with both hands while turning your back on him, and slamming his jaw against your shoulder. But that's the basic variation. Plenty of wrestlers can do this fairly decent move which, if executed IRL it can deal some good damage.
The real reason this variation is the big travesty it is, involves the reaction the victims are suppossed to have after being stunned. Yes, because we're expected to believe that the sheer force of the stunner causes the victim to bounce off the ring canvas and reach a point of complete upside-down verticality, after which the body can finally land face down. Come on. Even for circus wrestling standards, that's beyond ridiculous.
Jim Ross: And that's Austin's Stone Cold Stunner!
Jerry Lawler: Funny, I didn't bounce off like that last time he stunned me.
Jerry Lawler: Funny, I didn't bounce off like that last time he stunned me.
by Srslee December 9, 2008
There are two forms of the Stone Cold Salute.
1. The first form can be performed by a single person and requires two cans of your favourite cold beverage, preferably beer. To perform this form of the Stone Cold Salute, you must crash both cans together and the down the contents of the can.
2. This form must be performed by two individuals and also requires two cans of your favourite cold canned beverage. In this form, two individuals must crash two cans together in unison and down the contents of each person's respective cans. A Stone Cold Stunner performed by one of the two people is an optional part of the salute.
1. The first form can be performed by a single person and requires two cans of your favourite cold beverage, preferably beer. To perform this form of the Stone Cold Salute, you must crash both cans together and the down the contents of the can.
2. This form must be performed by two individuals and also requires two cans of your favourite cold canned beverage. In this form, two individuals must crash two cans together in unison and down the contents of each person's respective cans. A Stone Cold Stunner performed by one of the two people is an optional part of the salute.
Person 1: Hey man, I've got a couple beers, wanna come over?
Person 2: Hell yeah, just as long I get to perform a Stone Cold Salute at some point.
Person 2: Hell yeah, just as long I get to perform a Stone Cold Salute at some point.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 13, 2020
by Stickystuu January 31, 2016
A beer-swilling, ass kicking foul mouthed redneck. Takes no orders from
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
anybody, especially Vince McMahon or
Eric Bischoff.
by Bionic Redneck September 25, 2003
TOM: Just ask her out
Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it
Mark: Nah,man I’m too scared
TOM: Stop acting like an “anti-stone cold savage” and just do it
by Bobbyisnotoriginal December 28, 2018