Stolosten

From the German, schtoloßten. This is a combination of the words lost and stolen. It refers to instances when:

1. You lose something and it is stolen (usually shortly) thereafter.

2. When you lose track of something and are not sure if you lost it or if it was stolen.

If there is a chance of it turning up then it is not stolosten, it is just lost. For something to be stolosten it has to be assumed in the possession of someone who is not the owner and who has no intention of giving it back.

This is usually used in terms of cell phones, laptops, purses, wallets, and other valuables that are quickly stolen if they are left unattended.

My iPhone fell out in the cab, I called the company but they have no record of it being found. My iPhone is stolosten!

by mrbimbo October 25, 2010

stolo

stolen car

aye homie, keep tha stolo cuttiez

by don't worry bout it June 23, 2004

Stolo

A stolen car that you robbed

“Remember me and 3 we used to ride up in the stolo”

by Ares The God May 30, 2018

Stole-On

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

Stolas

A British horny owl from a show called Helluva Boss. Some facts about him is that he has daddy issues, and is the most bottom being ever.

"Who's your favorite character in Helluva Boss?"
"Definitely Stolas"

by OliveThe2nd November 4, 2022

stole

To punch someone in the face

I stole him after when he started talking trash about mi mama.

by Jazz December 27, 2002

Stolidusphobia

Fear of mentally handicapped people. Origins: Stolidus, Latin for Dim-witted, Phobos, Greek for fear.

Person A: do you seriously have stolidusphobia?
Person B: Haven't you seen them in their wheelchairs and odd shoes, not to mention retard strength. Those guys could kill or rape me in a second.

by Bariaq November 18, 2009