Stokesdale

Stokesdale is cluster fucked between a town called oak ridge full of yankee dickheads and Summerfield which is filled up with “neighborhood rednecks”. Need dope? Come on down to cokesdale where they snort lines and fuck dimes left and right! Need a quickie? Sling a dimebag to Susan rotten crotch who’ll do anything you shall desire! I mean if it ain’t booger sugar they don’t want it. Stokesdale currency also comes in meth. This summer was hotter than satans ballsack, Mosquitos bit too many many stokesdalians and formed a new type a skeeter Called “Methsqutios” so always carry a fly swatter!

Kissing’s kissings, Lovin’ is lovin’.... Down in Stokesdale everybody’s fucking their cousin

by Dickballdookiesnot October 16, 2019

Ben Stokes

An English cricketer who has become famous because of Virat Kholi

if you know what i mean Ben Stokes

by At2004 April 11, 2023

stuff a stoker

An exclamation of surprise, when a circumstance arises that is beyond belief

Farmer Pat: "look at that bushfire..."

Farmer Dan: "stuff a stoker, that's a lot o' flame headin' for my shack!"

by Lisa Rossiter September 8, 2008

max stokes

a kind caring individual who would do anything for his friends and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

Max Stokes is a sweet guy.

by hypercarbon December 28, 2005

Bradley Stoke

A small town near Bristol close to little stoke, stoke Gifford and patchway. middle class snobs and wannabe teenage chavs who think it’s cool to hang out at Tesco and f&f. Dads who work long hours and are rich and know it. Busy body mothers who are obsessed with their children and bring them to explore learning at willow brook center every Tuesday. mostly families of 3-6 with a cat and dog. Boring place with no character and fun things to do and with mediocre parks for dogs and children.

‘where do you live?’
‘ oh I live in Bradley stoke’
‘so that place with chavs and posh people?’

‘ye’

by random1846919174 November 24, 2018

Stoke on Trent

Voted 2007's 13th worst place to live in England, home of people who know how to get through life without making trouble. If not, well, ah....
Also the home of possibly the best thing to eat EVER: Oatcakes.
Accent consists of trying to say everything as fast as possible, also coming out with wierd nicknames.

normal person- Hi Amy, would you please pass me the television remote?
stoke on trent person- Oy, duck, chuck me the doodah!
NP- I really want to see that new Harry Potter film!
S-O-T P- Ahreallywannaseethenewharrypotterfilm

or, with appropriate pronunciation
S-O-T P- Ah reely wan see tha new 'Arry Po'er film

by LittleMissSecretSants December 16, 2010

Stoke-on-Trent

Although Stoke-on-Trent was voted worst city to live in, it isn't entirely true. Most definitions give the bad side of Stoke. However, I've seen the good side. Parts of Stoke that I've seen can be lush, green and full of wildlife. It can be a peaceful area full of polite old people. Plus, the oatcakes are DIVINE. Seriously. Have you ever tried cheesy oatcakes? People up there are also much more polite and intelligent then the plonkers down in, let's say, Basildon. Stoke also used to be one of Britain's main pottery manufacturers, are you forgetting that? It holds a big piece of England's history, and if you can't see that, fuck off back up your arsehole.

Where are we going for holiday?
Stoke-on-Trent.
To see Grandma?
Yep.

by Nopeiddy April 28, 2014