Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005

stocking stuffer

a transvestite, transexual, cross dresser

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 19, 2005

hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.

Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...

by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016