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Creamy Stevenson

How the guy gets close to climax is entirely up to him but just before cumming he pulls out and cums into the palm of his hand. He then takes that hand full of jizz and slaps the chick in the face with it. For extra surprise, the jizz-in-the-hand setup can be done in secret before slapping someone. This is more commonly known as the Creamy Stevenson Surprise.
Sam: Would you bone Meagan round the back on the bins?
Marc: No way, everyone else has done it already!
Sam: What if you gave her the Creamy Stevenson?
Marc: Oh well then I would. Those are awesome!
by Hutchi88 August 17, 2009
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cat stevens

A great singer/songwriter who later converted to Islam. Our ignorant administration then assumed if he was Islamic he had to be a terrorist. He's now banned from the U.S. but still making music.
"did you hear that cat stevens is a terrorist?"
"...yeah, the guy that wrote "Peace Train" is a terrorist... go fuck yourself."
by Tavis February 14, 2006
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Jake Stevens

One of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Dislikes snow. Loves the cold. Easy to fall in love with. Accepts you for who you are, overall lovely guy.

Extremely amazing, once he's in your life, you wont want him to leave it. Really cool. Has an amazing taste in music!

I love you <3
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Sup?
Jake Stevens: EAT MY SANDWICH
by weird strange person girlthang December 4, 2011
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Fort Stevens

A state park on the northern edge of the Oregon Coast. Very popular for the throngs of tourists that descend on Astoria and Seaside in the summer. Has several trails for pedestrians and biking. Located on a section of the coast that allows redneck locals and d-bag tourists to drive their pickups and SUVs on the beach.
Welcome to Fort Stevens State Park where if the elbow-to-elbow camping gets to you, you can blow off some steam by cruising down the beach and run over birds and other people's dogs.
by C. Bode April 10, 2013
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Lake Stevens Sports

Only the greatest thing that ever happened to Lake Stevens.
The place is crawling with jocks. What sport are they best known for? Almost everything, especially wrestling. They even have a True Life MTV special called "True Life: On The Mat."

Lake Stevens placed third in state with their football season of 2011-2012.
Every other freaking sport goes to state practically.
It's kind of disgusting.
Kid: Dude, I saw you on MTV.
Kid from Lake Stevens: Ya, I wrestle for Lake Stevens. I'm kind of a big deal. LAKE STEVENS SPORTS.
by Rubber Ducky69 February 3, 2012
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Steve Stevens

A FRIKIN' AWESOME guitarist. Best known for playing in Billy Idol's band and co-writing and playing on the albums Don't Stop EP, Billy Idol (1982), Rebel Yell (1984), Whiplash Smile (1986), etcetera, etcetera. Long story short...Frikin' A!
Steve Stevens isn't on here?! You're kidding me...-_-
by Abercrombie_surfer November 21, 2009
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Stevensville

A small town with nothing to do. Although, Stevensville School, is known for druggies, alcholies, and all of the other damn things teenagers do these days that is possilbe to end in "ies".
ex. Stevensville
by Kayluhh Mariee November 4, 2008
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