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The Static Jacks

A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.
The Static Jacks are a great band; I love their sound.
by Emandageerio April 25, 2007
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text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
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Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.
Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
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public static void main(String[] args){

The most annoying line a beginner Java programmer has to type in each one of their programs. This is also the line where most n00bish typos appear.
Comparison of Java to QBASIC

Java:

public class PrintHi{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.println("Hi");
}
}

QBASIC:

?"Hi"

Hmm, 95 characters or 5? Tough choice.
by no_one_2000 February 22, 2005
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Static-X

cool industrial-metal band with strong vocals but isnt annoying at all.
the best song : "im with stupid"
band with awsome songs to freak dance to.
static-x added me to their friends list on myspace.com!!
by xCHRISx December 27, 2004
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static-x

The greatest fucking band that ever romed the earth. They rule.
Static-x? They rock.
by Shallow January 30, 2004
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a static lullaby

the sickest band in the world...my favourite band might i add. and all u people who dont like them go and eat urself

that band is pure brillance
the shooting star that destroyed us all,withered,we go to eleven and all of em...er i have to use the word so....a static lullaby
by pappa jof August 31, 2006
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