static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

Spasticated

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

by London-ledge March 25, 2016

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.

"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"

by Bunyuns May 23, 2016

static club

Frame banging static boys #fuckbags

“You order anything from the new static club merch drop?” 😳 ultimate flex

by The static kids November 21, 2021

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This is the name that comes up when you accidently click and drag the background next to the search input on urbandictionary.com

whats good chief, what the fuck you searchin for?
oh you mean,htp://static2.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1256264671yeh, what dat bizniz iz?oh, i fucked up and clicked on the background on this website

by THORTHOR October 23, 2009

Static-x

The best band of all fuckin time.
They beat out any other band in the genre of hardcore metal. And the guys hair is cool

by STATIC-X RULES May 23, 2003