Starfuck 

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

Starfuck by fratsarestupid May 9, 2011

Starfucker 

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

Starfucker by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Star Fucked 

The highest level of "fucked" that is physically attainable. The only prescription is a swan dive into cascadilla gorge.

Neil: I am completely star fucked for my chemical ecology exam tomorrow!!!

Brian: Damn...you're star fucked.

Star Fucked by supafly2 March 12, 2009

Starfuck 

This means that you are going to Starbucks with your partner and you just fuck in the restaurant.

I just starfucked with my girl

Starfuck by FappyCumCookie May 30, 2016

starfuck 

a place to go and have coffee.

I went to starfucks this morning for a latte.

starfuck by ghenya October 11, 2005

Starfuck 

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.

James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"

Starfuck by jimmyc2005 April 15, 2006

starfucker 

Jac Vanek

Jac Vanek is famous for being a starfucker.

starfucker by olookatu August 7, 2008