slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

stimulated as fuck

when you drink caffeine at the same time you rip nic

person 1: yo i’m so tired why are you so awake
person2: i’m stimulated as fuck rn

by albertthe4th December 9, 2021

Strangulate

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.

Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!

by CGrip October 2, 2005

strangulate

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.

1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.

by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Singulate

Verb: to un duplicate or divide until there is one unit , reduced.

We need to singulate this before it becomes to powerful

by underground playhouse July 1, 2011

Hyper Stagflation

A period of extremely slow economic growth, if any, and extremely high unemployment, while prices continue to rise, all of which are above normal crises levels.

If Obama continues to print and spend fiat money (regardless of the deficit) and that money permeates the economy and does not create jobs, we will eventually experience hyper stagflation.

by SupportFreedom1 August 23, 2009