stab a bitch

stab a bitch is a gangsta term for threatening someone who has, real or imagined offended you.

"I need to make a big sign that says "go away! And don't make my dogs bark or I'll stab a bitch"

by Truth defeats spin May 28, 2017

Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.

"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"

by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day

Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day is a world wide celebration in the 18th of April where everyone picks a sharp object and repeatedly stab themselves in the stomach because some Urban Dictionary Page said to do so.
If said page also appears on a social platform with some hilarious music in the background then I'm sorry, it's clear that you must do it now. The 13 year olds compel you.

-Please oh god please, I don't wanna do it. Not when I'm about to achieve my most desired dreams! There must be another way!

-There's no escape. The Stab Yourself In The Stomach Day has no escape. The meme is clear and there's no discussion. Do it. Pick up the metal bar. Don't force me to do it myself.

by CDWLT April 9, 2022

Stab in the dark

When its dark and you find an orifice and just go for it

Tash: Last night Justin just went for the stab in the dark

Caroline: Did we succeed

Tash: No he missed, and i still cant walk properly

by browntown6 June 27, 2010

Stab-the-Teacher

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.

"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"

by suspensefan May 25, 2009