Squirtle 

When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.

“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”

Squirtle by Toughmastermind November 13, 2021

Squirtle 

A player so bad at TWDS he just wants commendation points and doesn't care about his clan

Fuck him, he is doing a squirtle getting to that camp early

Squirtle by RescueRick November 14, 2022

Squirtle 

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

Squirtle by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle 

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

Squirtle by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle 

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.

"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."

Squirtle by Iamincognito February 17, 2024

Squirtle 

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

Squirtle by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024

Squirtle 

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

Squirtle by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025