by bruhlarke September 2, 2022
Get the Squirting and farting mug.when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.
Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty
by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005
Get the squirting beaver mug.The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.
Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!
by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010
Get the Squirting on the Pups mug.by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018
Get the Squirting Sylvester mug.When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.
When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.
by Vdisharge April 22, 2010
Get the Squirting Vagina mug.Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"
by oust123456 July 3, 2007
Get the Squirting Cheese mug.January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
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