Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

squinching

word for the the most putrid of smells.

“that smell was absolutely squinching, i had to leave!”

by exx0tica August 15, 2023

Squinch

A term used against someone who’s annoying or you just don’t like them.

EX - ”You’re a squinch”
EX - “Go away from me squinch”

by BigAzzBedFrame January 20, 2021

squinch

a mix between squish and pinch.

johnny please dont squinch me that would me meAn

by Lexie Smith June 11, 2020

squinch

it is like scooting but scooting is a larger movement than squinching. when you squinch you are moving / scooting very little

i squinched over a little because i felt uncomfortable being to close to the person next to me

by squinchisaword February 2, 2020

Squinched

Squinched is another word for 'fucked'. Basically the point where you are either too high or drunk to much about anything. A lovley place to be

'Let's get squinched'

by kinnn November 5, 2009

Squinch

the involuntary clenching of an anus or genitalia due to excitement fear or arousal

whoa dude that chick is so hot she made me squinch

by Big daddy doom July 5, 2016