squanch

When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s

Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls

by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024

Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022

Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.

Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him

by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022

Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"

Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!

by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022