by BallzInYoJawz21 May 08, 2022
When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
by Littlebear90 November 05, 2022
A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
by Volktronn February 25, 2018
by Shekelboy April 01, 2020
Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 24, 2019
by Squanchy July 12, 2022
When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s
by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021