Squamch

A type of squash that is extremely warty. Commonly used to describe ones penis.

Bro I swear David has a squamch for a dick

by Richerd suckcock September 23, 2017

squatfizzle

The act of being cock-blocked or clam-jammed

A ugly person

Jake: You did you hear what happened to Joe?
Mike: what?
Jake: he got squatfizzled by a girl at the bar

Jane: Lucy like totally got squatfizzled by a gay guy the other day.
Kim: Oh really?

by IceClawWantsDeath November 22, 2018

Squampy

Fishy queef. Very toxic. If inhaled can cause extreme pain in the nostrils and throat. Most of the time it results in loss of sense of smell and a fishy smell on your clothes. If in contact with skin it instantly burns and can cause loss of limbs

Breaking news, a woman in east london has just done an extremely fishy squampy. We would suggest steering clear of that area

by Squampy69 May 7, 2020

Squamous your epithelium

To rub your Skin on to someone else or something

A : If you don't shut up then I'll squamous your epithelium.

B : what.

by Shardavidyalayaeducation November 11, 2021

squamma

A greasy haired middle aged man who looks like snape and lord farquaads child.

That man is looking like a squamma.

by Chitty Barn October 1, 2022

the squaf

A youtube channel for a large group of friends, who create random videos with little to no meaning.
Most of the videos created only make sense to The Squaf, because most videos are inside jokes.
Yet, people subscribe anyway.

"The Squaf uploaded a new video today"

by shnoosh June 10, 2017

squarf

When someone squirts and barfs simutaniously. I.E. Someone ejaculates whilst vomiting.

"Justin was doing Billy from behind... At the moment of climax, he saw a picture of Bette Midler, and squarfed."

by Esquire22 July 21, 2008