squanker

A rich yellow man.

Ben is a squanker. Screw that guy.

by SwaggyJuniour August 9, 2016

Squanker

The type of wanker that has a shitty squonk vape device. Previously known as a 'Squonk wanker'.

"Seen that 'old man mahogany' wood squonk that wanker Leigh uses?"

"Yeah bro, he's such a squanker!"

by Err! ban dicks May 22, 2018

squankum

A secretion of sperm and semen when performing any sexual act in Williamstown, NJ

Yo, I was up in dubtown over in oak knoll parking lot creepin on some high school kids when I squankumed in my pants.

by Potter's Wand March 21, 2010

squank

a very odd, strange or queer skank. usually a weird ass nerdy chick that homie hops in nerd circles.

Dude theres only 1 girl at this Magic Tournament, she's probably a squank.

by Squanky Skwank May 8, 2012

squank

A contagious sexually transmitted disease that mirrors the effects of syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and herpes--at the same time.

Damn! You just got the squank from that skanky hoe.

by AD the MS1 December 14, 2006

squank

to break, fuck up, or manifest Murphy's Law at any time/

3 AM....nerdly white dude gets a flat right in the ghetto. His whole thing got squanked at that moment.

by delBeafus Montgomery October 30, 2003

squank

to fornicate and or masturbate

I squanked that bitch till morning

by Giant Cockasaurus August 9, 2003