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A Spunch is a collection of people (sometimes in a club, society etc.) with a common interest, passion or obsession.
A Spunch Dog is the designated leader of a club or society. If, however, a group is less official, the Spunch Dog thereof is the person most enthusiastic about (or well-versed in) the field of choice.
A Spunch Dog is the designated leader of a club or society. If, however, a group is less official, the Spunch Dog thereof is the person most enthusiastic about (or well-versed in) the field of choice.
Sorry I'm late, I was getting a coffee and the local Caffeine Spunch was in. Their Spunch Dog is awesome but they made the cue way too long.
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by definitely not sourche... May 7, 2019
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The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.
Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.
Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.
The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.
Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.
Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.
Snesiple 1: Today at the Snurch they taught me the Virgin Snary gave birth to baby Snesus all on her own because snails can reproduce asexually!
Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!
Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit
Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!
Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit
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