Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.

I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014

Shankster

Someone who tries to constantly take advantage and get into a person's wallet.

My dads a shankster, every time we go out I have to float the bill.

by Ashbert November 25, 2020

Spunter

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Spunksperson

A spokesman, promoter, or advocate for any form of adult pornography.

I am a spunksperson for pornhub.com.

by J Reefer July 29, 2019

spunksessed

to severely gawk in, an almost obssesive manner, for extended periods of time at the female specimen in which the voyeur expierences a physical reaction of being visually stimulated (i.e.-erection a.k.a full out, morning wood) to the point of natural release of penile fluid (a.k.a cum, love juice or good old spunk!) without actual physical stimulation.

A blue balled virgin who spots a sexy milf walking down the street

"I was immediately spunksessed when i saw your mom stumbling bull-leggedly down the street exposing her twat!"

by D.No December 31, 2006

Slungster

half slut half ganster.

Cassie: my boyfriend cheats on me.
Harry: He's a slungster.
Cassie: Oh yeah.

by Crazy_Sabby May 29, 2008