spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

by gduhble June 28, 2005

spruce moose

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

"The Spruce Up"

To buy a drink at a bar or club then enhance the potency with Additional alcohol brought in a flask on your person.

Hey bro my bar tabs real low tonight. Ive been doing "The Spruce Up".

by Joel 89898 September 29, 2008

siliac sprue

AKA: Witches Brew. The eternal punishment for people who enjoy pastries, pasta, and anything with the slight hint of taste. makes your ass hole fall out and bleed when you do your nasty on the porcelain pony.

Hey man eat this bread.

Naw, i got witches brew.

what's that?

Siliac Sprue

by lingo0808 February 6, 2010

elle spruiell

annoying, bratty, conceited girl that believes the world revolves around her when it clearly doesnt. dont befriend one. can be the worst thing you’ll ever do.

pretty sure she’s an elle spruiell

by greysntvd July 1, 2018

frank sprucewood

a Frank Sprucewood is an adult porn star that has a tendency to make films on ships about fucking his first mates while sailing the seas. He also fancies escaping prison and refers to any conjugal visits as "cumjugal visitits"

Katy: Look how fast that ship is moving!

Firas: Capt. Frank Sprucewood must be hitting the tail of his sweet mate again!

by katylykadic December 30, 2009

Spube

The sexual act of ejaculating into a condom and having your partner taking the condom and squeezeing the cum out into their mouth, much like a frube yoghurt. Often considered a salty snack to satisfy hunger after a heavy workout. Very popular in Eastern Germany.

After a night of passion Hanz gave Nikki a spube to satisfy her in a way he never could.

by Shepheard May 3, 2005