Prowsing

A combination of Browsing for Porn

Johnny was caught at the library prowsing at naughty nurses

by Joeyjoejoe September 24, 2012

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

Brussel-Sprouting

When another man cums all over another mans balls.

'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'

by Stuart Slater March 9, 2005

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

sprouting

During sexual intercourse, this is when couple are in the doggystyle position and the man stays still while the woman thrusts back and forth on the man's penis. Basically, the woman doing all the work during doggystyle.

"Man last night my bitch did all the work while I was fuckin her doggy"
"Oh that's the shit! Sprouting is what my bitch does best!"

by camenyogrill January 6, 2010

sproinger

It is when you take your dick tuck it inside of your self when it's limp and push your legs together to hold it inside. Then start walking and open your legs so it goes SPROING!!! (Usually done by little children)

I was bored one day so I tucked in my penis and watched it go sproinger.

by a richard February 3, 2008