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Scroll Stopper

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.
by Maestro-creep June 17, 2017
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Troll Scroll

Facebook's news feed feature.
Timmy - "Yo Jimbo! Did you notice how many chicks were diggin' my new profile pic?"

Jimbo - "Hell no! I don't even look at that troll scroll, and I damn sure don't want to see what Godless ratchet whores are viewing your jacked up pics!"
by Texas Muck Savage August 5, 2013
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Walk that stroll

1. To go out and walk the streets to make cold hard cash for sexual favors

2. To work a legal (yet demeaning and soul-crushing) job for little pay and almost no respect. The lack of money and respect (yet abundance of demeaning acts) results in similarities to prostitution. Also, both jobs have a certain "uniform" attached to them)
1. Scantily clad woman walking down Orange Blossom Trail in Orlando, FL

2.Working at Winn Dixie as a bagger (While legal, pays little in terms of cash or respect. The resulting shame is akin to prostitution)

person 1: "do you work today ?"
person 2: "yeah i'm the bagger today"
person 1: "well you better get out of here
and go walk that stroll"
by MrHavok September 29, 2008
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Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.
About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.
by Arche December 25, 2009
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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
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sproul

1. verb the small, individual act of saving energy or resources by conservation
2. to conserve that which is undervalued or unappreciated
3. noun the equivalent of 1000 joules of energy.
alistair sprouled the overhead projector while he digressed
by niu December 19, 2007
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