sparkly eyed

sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)

juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!

rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Sparkly Boots

Are not badass.

Look at those sparkly boots on that cute girl.

by Baby J11 April 22, 2011

Sparkly Britches

When a woman has hosted a cock party taking cream pies.

Lisa has had sparkly britches all week, she is such a slut

by mgnilk April 28, 2015

Sparkly Bob

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's ear.

We both felt that the eye was too risky, so I just gave her a Sparkly Bob.

by RB_LIVE August 11, 2009

Sparkly Shorts

A nickname used for insulting people. Known in the hood as a *******. You could also call them a **** or ************

Julia a.k.a. sparkly shorts, favorite pokemon is pollywhirl.

by Andre yo momma September 3, 2009

sparkly bowtie

When you jizz on a girls upper chest and pour glitter on it like preschool arts and crafts.

We were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and I was giving her a sparkly bowtie.

by Bigfootstick July 22, 2016

Sparkly

Reference to men who are either strippers or gay

That guy is sparkly

by yo-yotherealdeal February 6, 2017