spainerican

People who wish to be from Spain rather than America, so they make up their own backgrounds without setting an exact location where they're from in Spain.

Gosh! That girl is such a Spainerican! She couldn't even say what part of spain she was from?!

by lolingfordays5397 November 21, 2016

strainer pail

Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.

Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!

by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017

Boy-splainer

When a guy tries to sound smart but makes zero sense.

Wow that bob is such a boy-splainer

by jzlovas November 15, 2017

puke strainer

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material

I puke strainered the bitch

by Camelnose October 20, 2021

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.

We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.

by Geckiclog October 28, 2023

Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Southwestern spaghetti strainer

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019