Forks and Spoons

An alternative for "Fucking Hell". Used when when children may just be within ear-shot.

That bracket you just put up has fallen down....

Oh, Forks and Spoons !!!!!

by Biggy August 10, 2004

Spoons

Slang term for a pub in the Wetherspoons chain. Such pubs are usually large inside and sell spirits cheaper than other local pubs.

Fancy going to Spoons for a swift one?

by A pints April 23, 2008

West Side Spoons

West Side Spoons is a game which is played on the West Side (a place in which African American people are the primary residents). The game consists of driving around the West Side with a group of friends, and throwing spoons at African American people while yelling the "N" word. If you miss you have to go get the spoon. Its even better if you bring a black guy with you.

Group of stupid white kids: "Let's go play some West Side Spoons guys!!!, its not like we will get shot or anything"

Group of white kids: "Hey, you wanna go play some West Side Spoons?"

Group of unsuspecting sheltered children looking for some "badass" fun: "We don't know what that is but sure!!"

by childrenneedshoes. October 6, 2011

spoonology

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.

Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.

by Faceminion October 1, 2008

Street Spoons

A social drinking game originated in 2005 in Philadelphia that includes strategically placing spoons on a street and drinking when a car/truck/scooter/zebra runs it over (clinks your spoon).

# of Players : Game is for 1 or more players.

What you need to play : 1 or more spoons.

Gameplay is optimized on a porch/stoop/somewhere you can sit to watch and listen to your spoon(s).

A regular car clinking the spoon = 1 beverage sip
A motor bike/four wheeler/monster truck clinking the spoon = 2 beverage sips
An ambulance/cop car/any vehicle with a siren that is on clinking the spoon = Consume half of your beverage
A Huffy Bike/Rollerblader/Baby stroller clinking your spoon= Consume all of your beverage
If a vehicle stops on your spoon, continue drinking until they are no longer on your spoon.

Game enhancements :

1. Placing multiple spoons in the street. This leads to heightened amounts of drinking.
2. Placing spoons on the sidewalk in addition to the street.
3. Playing on a porch or other area off of the sidewalk of the street. Somewhere close enough that you can hear the clink, but far enough away that drivers won't suspect you.
4. Playing on teams (light colored cars vs. dark colored cars).

(From the east side of the street) Here comes an ambulance with it's sirens on ! Clink!
Drink!

(On the sidewalk) Clink! Rogue rollerblader just hit our street spoons!
Drink!

by illadelf07 August 12, 2010

spoons

spoons is a game often played by honkeys where you collect real, metal spoons and drive around trying to hit black people. when you throw it you yell "nigger", and if you dont hit them you have to go get the spoon.

A:Lets go play spoons.
B:Dude, no we'll get killed.
A:I ain't afraid of any niggers.

by gummpy December 2, 2007

spoonsuit

In the nude, the buff or your birthday suit --the suit you cuddle (or spoon) in.

Yo girl, let's go upstairs and get into our spoonsuits.

by Coined by Travis Young March 25, 2007