Sponging

The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.

"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."

"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."

by Billyman13 December 30, 2009

sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.

I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Sponging

Sleeping, eating and surfing the web all day. Wasting life away

Sponging - J.Mundi From Sunderland

by R8SAFE April 28, 2012

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014

sponging

the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.

Dude i was sponging Danny so hard last night.

by BigSponger December 22, 2010

DAY LIGHT SPENDING TIME

Pacific Standard Time... Between March And November.

I love Day Light Spending Time! There's so much moer light to play outside once I'm off work. I hope they end Day Light Saving Time once and for all! Watch out...Here comes the sun!

by KACI CHAPMAN March 15, 2008

spendings

your love juice!

by shooger June 4, 2003