splooze

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

Splotong

Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG

Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..

by Tom Jack September 2, 2006

Splotter

When you get sperm all over your face and have someone lick it clean off.

Man, I was having sex with my boyfriend last nite and totally got cum all over my face then my girlfriend licked it off, orgasmic, what a splotter

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

splatz

Splatz = Diarrhoea

SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.

SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!

by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006

shlotz

a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. Derived from Shlotsky's Deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. A shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that bumps into things and spills shit on people. Can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.

You just whacked me with your shlotz.

Get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.

Dude, you are such a shlotz.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

Shlotzie

A Shlotzie is a term used to describe a soul mate commonly used in greek and dutch slang.

A shlotzie is typically tall and generally doesn't have more than two legs.

Omg brain is so hot i think he's my shlotzie

by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019