Skip to main content

splinterhead

One who runs games in a traveling carnival.
Although often included under the umbrella terms “carny” and “carnie”, splinterheads consider themselves to be of a different ilk, completely separate from sideshow performers and ride operators, whom they consider to be freaks and simpletons, respectively.
Some splinterheads employ morally questionable tactics to draw people to their games, keep them playing, and insure that they lose–firmly establishing the stereotype of the skulduggerous splinterhead.
Indeed, it is from splinterheads where we get the term “mark”, one who is targeted as a dupe in some scheme: back in the day, after a splinterhead had identified a gullible carnivalgoer, he/she might discreetly pat this person’s back with chalk, leaving the unsuspecting individual easily recognizable to all splinterheads.
“Splinterheads don't have the luxury of sitting around in ticket booths or pushing buttons all day. You know, we really have to work for our money. We have to pick our marks in the crowd, and we have to take those suckers for all they’re worth, or we don't make a cent. You know, it is really hard work.” –Galaxy
from the film, Splinterheads (2009)
by chain toker March 14, 2009
mugGet the splinterhead mug.

urethral splinter torture

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck
My friend gave me urethral splinter torture
by Masterpotatoman October 6, 2016
mugGet the urethral splinter torture mug.
Related Words

Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy
Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.
by Maverick October 13, 2003
mugGet the Master splinter mug.

splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.
"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
mugGet the splinter cell mug.

Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
mugGet the Splinter mug.

Spliker

A spliker is one who splikes. To splike is to use a word with no meaning out of context. One uses a word with no meaning, automatically making it out of context.

The word splike has no meaning.
Guy 1: Dude you ate my sandwich, you fucking spliker!

Guy 2: Man you just spliked, spliker has no meaning.

Guy: wait... you just sa..

guardians interrupt and kill guy 1 and 2
by THE REAL SLIM SHADY123454123 October 22, 2010
mugGet the Spliker mug.

Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
mugGet the Splinter Pussy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email